What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 10:17

-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.